A Rap from Lane Kiffin’s Perspective

I like to get fucked in the butt suck nuts til they bust facials is a must semens what i lust/I like getting gangbanged by fat guys and frat guys/ fuck me in my ass guys and brash guys/ cum on my eye-lash guys and white-trash guys/ big ass black guys and dildo-strapped guys/ pull out and cum on my back guys show no tact guys/I want your ball sweat extracted into a cup so after i suck that cock i can slurp up your nut- drippin cum down the side of my face i realize i need that dick in my ass another one in my face/pull your cock out and then stick it back in/ wipe away my shit with that napkin/ lemme taste your dick after being up my butt/ Im a Nasty boy that;s the only way I fuck/ I eat two scoops of poop instead of fruity loops for breakfast/ put lil turds on a string call it my candy necklace/Tastes good, swallowing makes wood fast/ I’m Lane Kiffin a fucking cocksucking douche-bag ass/

Shout to BigVolDaddy for the inspiration

1 comment 01/14/2010

A Rap from Ryan’s Perspective

I wanna prance and dance a lil romance fly me to france b4 i get in ya pants/ buy me high heels and eat fly meals do it up right b4 we fuck all night/ I wanna be told I’m pretty taken to different cities bought a cute kitty before you suck on these titties/ I wanna get my nails done and get my hair fixed only then will i go down and suck on yo dick/ I might be a lil shy and afraid to be me but I’m just a 15 year old girl, HE HE.

Add a comment 01/14/2010

A Rap from Brees’s Perspective

I like to get fucked in the butt suck nuts til they bust facials is a must semens what i lust/ when i 8nt got dick it’s a sour problem/ i 8nt usually the giver im the power bottom/ bend me over and fit that dick in my anus/ dont worry bout my ass this shit is painless/ make me scream daddy til im weak in the knees now unload yaself on the face of drew brees

Add a comment 12/18/2009

A Rap from Romo’s Perspective (Reprise)

I like getting gangbanged by fat guys and frat guys/ fuck me in my ass guys and brash guys/ cum on my eye-lash guys and white-trash guys/ big ass black guys and dildo-strapped guys/ pull out and cum on my back guys show no tact guys/ I wanna get fucked hard and fisted in my butt hard/ Get Justin Tuck Hard/ cock in my face and suck hard/ Get 8 dicks and try my luck hard/ Overdose on Viagra and get stuck hard/ I’on’ giva fuck brah… Im lookin to get nasty raw/ penis slap my face get at me raw/ Cum in a cup drink it like caffeine raw/ I feen for the dick like fat chicks for ice cream/ I might scream if you shove 12inches deep while my ass is wide-ning/ it’s frightening how many penises I can fit in my anus/ Courageous would be the word to describe my amazement at all the dicks in my anus/ So come on down and ride me like a pony/ It 8nt Romo no mo it’s just str8 Tony

Add a comment 10/07/2009

A Rap from Pennington’s Perspective

Verse 1:

Before Coming to Marshall I was partial to girls/ Like the chicks with long hair and the tight pretty curls/ Then came along a transfer named Randy/ We’d stay up all night sippin wine and Brandy/ After our first game and the first TD Score/ We went to Locker Room where I saw a cock like I 8nt neva seen before/ Long with Girth with just one glance of an eye/ Didn’t take me long to suck Mr. Moss dry/ After leaving college I was still addicted to that Pole/ lucky for me I met Laverneus Coles/ Gotta be honest personally it was the BEST SEX YET/ It was good times with the J E T S JETS JETS JETS/ Couple Injuries slowed me down so I found myself traded/ But I 8nt mad cuz in Miami there’s a buncha dudes Naked/ Turned dem Dolphins to a Winner from a Loser/ Also found out that Tedd Ginn’s dick is no junior/ Now my shoulder’s fucked up and I’m back on the curb/ But TRUST ME there are plenty of things to do on Injured Reserve

Verse 2:

I want your ball sweat extracted into a cup so after i suck that cock i can slurp up your nut- drippin cum down the side of my face i realize i need that dick in my ass another one in my face/ if u 8nt at least 9 inches get the fuck out my crib/ Teeny ass penis Id rather fuck a horse than yo dick/ You can’t stop me from a Bukkake that you know I enjoy/ I 8nt here to fuckin talk… now go call ya boyz

Add a comment 10/02/2009

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A Rap from E. Manning’s Perspective

I get crunk in the club/ get drunk in the club/ pull down my pants show my elephant TRUNK in the club/ see ya vagina lemme smell yo funk in the club/ I like it stinky stanky stunk like a skunk in the club/ Causin all HELL cuz I 8nt no monk in the club/ It’s Eli bitches fuckin knee high midgets til the day I D-Eye bitches/ Penis be on that grind slow-pokin/ Hollata real Manning str8 from Hoboken

Add a comment 09/30/2009

A Rap from Roethlisberger’s Perspective

Got Cum? Cuz I want it on my face/ Jerking off two guys at a incredibly quick pace/ Got another cock in my mouth and one in my ass/ My gaping hole’s filled up, don’t know if i’ll last/ pull your cock out and then stick it back in/ wipe away my shit with that napkin/ lemme taste your dick after being up my butt/ Im a Nasty boy that;s the only way I fuck/ Me and four guys fucking like we in a pig pen/ Welcome to my world…. it’s Big Ben

3 comments 09/29/2009

A Rap from Sanchez’s Perspective

I eat two scoops of poop instead of fruity loops for breakfast/ put lil turds on a string call it my candy necklace/ i eat shit all day every day/ mix it with dick all play in every way/ orgies with diarrhea gets me off/ i like that hard shit but i also like it soft/ Squat over me and poop in my eyes/ It 8nt Mark Sanchez it’s Mark Sanchize…

Add a comment 09/29/2009

A Rap from Favre’s Perspective

I’m kind of a big deal my name be Brett Favre/ greatest QB of all time plus my cock LARGE/ 12 inches when erect kneel down and respect/ Pull off my wrangler jeans balls be dangling clean/ shaven / lick that asshole dont be playin/ Gun Slingin my seed at ya face/ Throwin white juice I create/ people hate only fuels my fire…. I’m Brett Favre bitch. I retire…

2 comments 09/28/2009

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